introfiant:

reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them

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littlenerdspace:
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“ ameliaglitter:
“I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.
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OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD
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@elodieunderglass
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Thank you so...

littlenerdspace:

elodieunderglass:

drewdrawsstuff:

indirispeaks:

justicewitch:

ameliaglitter:

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

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@elodieunderglass

Thank you so much!
The art doesn’t belong to Atlas Obscura, this is art from All Yesterdays: Unique and Speculative Views of Dinosaurs and Other Prehistoric Animals

YES. I love the idea that dinosaurs are more bird than reptile. Giant birbs roamed the earth once..

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sanders-trash-4ever:

flukeoffate:

twit-of-the-year:

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN PRAYING THAT ONE OF THESE MYSTERY ENDINGS WOULD BE ON MY DASH.

This is the only time it will be worth it to have scrolled through this whole thing

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j-k-i-ng:
“““Untitled“ by | Brett Wood ” ”

j-k-i-ng:

“Untitled“ by | Brett Wood

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asgardodinsons:

You guys ever see that really old movie…

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switchingtogeico:

hi an age gap of 25-30 is NOT the same as an age gap of 15-20 thank u for coming to my ted talk

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asker

Anonymous asked: I hate my curly hair so much I'll brush it for like an hour and itll he smooth as silk but in literally like one minute there's at least 10 knots wHY

mollyjames:

ask-whitepearl-and-steven:

ADFADGSFDGKSFG 

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BECAUSE IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE BRUSHED!! 

STOP BRUSHING OUT CURLY HAIR 2k19!!!

I hate this, because almost no one knows it. No one tells kids with curly hair how to actually take care of their hair.

You can’t treat curly hair like straight hair and expect the same results! You can’t! It doesn’t work! Curly hair gets its own routine! 

Okay, look, here’s the deal.

Your curls are… curls. They are MEANT to go together into a GROUP. They are not like straight hair which just hands out in one big… thing. Curls have groups.

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By BRUSHING it, you are splitting those good-curl groups into separate strands, which, on their own, are STILL trying their goddamned best to curl, but now that they are away from their friends, they are only clinging haphazardly to each other as best as they can and creating tangles!

Here’s what brushed curly hair looks like:

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Here’s what well-treated curly hair that has CURL-FRIENDS is supposed to look like (curl size may vary):

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See how the curl is NOT only one strand of hair? It’s a whole group!

You know how you get those nice curls?

STOP BRUSHING.
Give your curls back their curl-friends!

Okay, here’s the deal - you sit down. You look at this chart. Figure out your type of curl. (guesstimate)

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And now you go to this website and you read about what curly hair actually needs to thrive, and you change your routine, and you promise me that you will NEVER disappoint your curls like that again!!!! 

Basics:

1) Curly hair is damaged by heat, lack of moisture, and sulfates in shampoo. 

 - No blowdrying - use a cotton towel or t-shirt to scrunch your hair and get extra moisture out, and allow to air-dry

 - Turn down the shower temp while washing hair. I mean it.

 - Try to find a better shampoo.

2) Curly hair NEEDS moisture, and it NEEDS leave-in conditioner.

 - Use lots of conditioner.

 - Use leave-in conditioner

 - Try to use water spray over chemical setting sprays. 

3) Curly hair does not need to be brushed, only combed with a wide-tooth comb.

 - Comb the hair through with your fingers while in the shower and detangle while you have conditioner in. 

 - Comb again with a wide-toothed comb after the shower if needed

 - If you need to, use a twist of some sort to keep hair out of the way, but don’t squeeze it too much - give it room to breathe!

More tips from smarter people probably exist but that’s the basic stuff.

PLEASE be nice to your curly hair.

I really needed this

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madmaudlingoes:

sergeant-angels-trashcan:

thegestianpoet:

chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them 

Him and Terry Crews

Terry Crews: high-level fighter who also multiclassed into bard, for some reason.

Chris Hemsworth: that barbarian who loves to knit.

Hugh Jackman: high level bard who was forced to take on barbarian when the party didn’t have a tank and now just wants to sing but he’s been the tank for so long it’s anyone sees him as.

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