radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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I think if I went to hogwarts the first spell I’d try to find is one to get rid of my leg hair.

to pee or not to pee — me whenever I’m lying in bed in the perfect position and need to pee (via clestroying)

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coffee-mate:

Chocolate chip flavor with every sip? Yes! Yes! Yes! Presenting Coffee-mate® NESTLÉ® TOLL HOUSE™ Chocolate Chip Cookie flavored creamer. It’s the taste of home baked into every cup.
Here’s something else to say ‘YES’ to: Enter for a chance to win $25,000 toward a Martha Stewart Living™ kitchen makeover—available exclusively at The Home Depot—and thousands of daily instant win prizes. For official rules and to enter, click here.  

coffee-mate:

Chocolate chip flavor with every sip? Yes! Yes! Yes! Presenting Coffee-mate® NESTLÉ® TOLL HOUSE™ Chocolate Chip Cookie flavored creamer. It’s the taste of home baked into every cup.

Here’s something else to say ‘YES’ to: Enter for a chance to win $25,000 toward a Martha Stewart Living™ kitchen makeover—available exclusively at The Home Depot—and thousands of daily instant win prizes. For official rules and to enter, click here.  

jojje94:

heartlessmushroom:

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.


Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Thanks man

I’m not in school anymore, but here.

jojje94:

heartlessmushroom:

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Thanks man

I’m not in school anymore, but here.

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yamisora:

aryaspecter:

 #if there ever was a metaphor for my life this would be it

I’ve been laughing at this like an idiot for like 5 minutes now

yamisora:

aryaspecter:

 

I’ve been laughing at this like an idiot for like 5 minutes now

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refusingtosinkmyship:

agrainonthebeach:

clarknokent:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent

don’t mind me I’ll just be over here sobbing

STOP

refusingtosinkmyship:

agrainonthebeach:

clarknokent:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent

don’t mind me I’ll just be over here sobbing

STOP

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fangirlingoverdemigods:

rrosequartz:

destructive-creature:

"At Rio Americano High School in Sacramento CA, a student named Dejza, was violently assaulted by a vice principal, Matt Collier, for attempting to take back a piece of art with a political message that the administration didn’t like. She was put in a chokehold and slammed against the desk. When she tried to resist this unlawful abuse of authority, she was slammed and held onto the ground. Matt Collier laid on top of her, crushing her with his weight. Dejza could not breathe, and begged Collier to get off of her. Luckily, another faculty member came in and ended the situation. Dejza went to see a doctor for severe whiplash, and yesterday was her first day of physical therapy. Despite this being blatantly wrong and illegal, the administration has put her on suspension for resisting, and Collier was not disciplined. On the fifth day of her suspension, she will attend a meeting held by bias members of the administration to determine if she will be expelled.

They have tried to silence anyone who speaks out on social media, but today we have gathered in person for a silent sit-in protest.

Dejza has been wronged, and brutalized, and now she is receiving punishment. They’ve tried to silence her. They’ve tried to silence us.” -Grant Wright 

One of my friends Grant posted this on facebook and even though im not in Sacramento I want to help. This girl has been mistreated by a full grown man who may never be punished. I want to help spread awareness. So please, spread this around. Let people know that this is NOT okay. The more support we have, the better. 

i’m so proud to have been a part of this today but you guys please please please please reblog/spread this around any way you possibly can it’s so important and her story needs to be heard by people outside of our city because what this man did is so so so incredibly far from okay

this is so fucked up that horrible people like this man are getting away with doing terrible shit like this, and that the goddamn fucking media is trying to shove it under the rug. please reblog to spread awareness and give this girl justice!

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It’s funny how I asked my dad if he would buy Captain America: The Winter Soldier for me the other day, for about $20 and he said no. 

Yet today we went to Barnes and Noble and he bought three books for me for a total that was about $50, no questions asked.